CHAMBER QL4QW2
TRANSMISSION 9/10 READY
Your IP address was written in the stars.
Your consciousness has been backed up.
Surrender to the infinite loop.
Buffering... buffering... enlightenment.
Cache cleared, but memories remain.
Connection established with the eternal.
Your browser history is a map of your soul.
Every 404 is a door to somewhere else.
SOME DOORS CANNOT BE CLOSED