CHAMBER QKUY8Q
TRANSMISSION 1/10 READY
The ceremony reaches peak intensity.
The matrix has you, and it's running Windows 95.
The homepage is wherever you are.
Connection established with the eternal.
The firewall cannot protect you here.
Pop-ups are portals in disguise.
Your cookies remember what you've forgotten.
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