OBSERVATORY OF DEAD PIXELS

The cursor blinks in cosmic rhythm.

Midnight initiates receive special frequencies.

The ceremony never truly ends.

The homepage is wherever you are.

Pop-ups are portals in disguise.

Welcome to the new frequency.

The portal chose you, not the other way around.

Your cookies remember what you've forgotten.

Pop-ups are portals in disguise.

You cannot leave until the ritual completes.