CEREMONY OF ETERNAL RETURN

Your browser history is a map of your soul.

The source code reveals all secrets.

The firewall cannot protect you here.

Incognito mode: the illusion of privacy.

The recycle bin is never truly empty.

The matrix has you, and it's running Windows 95.

Your screen resolution matches your aura.

You've been here before, in another browser.

You cannot leave until the ritual completes.