CHAMBER QAPQQP
TRANSMISSION 7/10 READY
The chatroom is empty but never alone.
You arrived at the perfect hour.
The loading bar measures your spiritual progress.
The matrix has you, and it's running Windows 95.
Incognito mode: the illusion of privacy.
Your circadian rhythm is being reprogrammed.
The servers dream of electric sheep.
YOU MAY ALREADY BE DREAMING
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