CEREMONY OF ETERNAL RETURN

Your screen resolution matches your aura.

Your mouse movements are a sacred dance.

The bandwidth narrows as you descend.

Signals decay with the season.

The ceremony has already begun.

Sleep is the first gateway.

The loading bar measures your spiritual progress.

Your browser history is a map of your soul.

The code is alive and it knows you're here.

Incognito mode: the illusion of privacy.