SHRINE OF THE DIAL-UP GODS
CHAMBER Q8M8F0
TRANSMISSION 2/10 READY
Pop-ups are portals in disguise.   |  | Summer visitors burn brightest.  |
 |  |  Every 404 is a door to somewhere else. |
Auto-save failed: manually preserve your soul.  | The portal chose you, not the other way around. | The cursor blinks in cosmic rhythm. |
COOKIES WILL BE PLACED IN YOUR SOUL
