VOID MEDITATION PORTAL

Your mouse movements are a sacred dance.

The cold enhances signal clarity.

Buffering... buffering... enlightenment.

Your browser history is a map of your soul.

Surrender to the infinite loop.

The loading bar measures your spiritual progress.

The matrix has you, and it's running Windows 95.

The code is alive and it knows you're here.

Each pixel contains a fragment of truth.

Your IP address was written in the stars.