SHRINE OF THE DIAL-UP GODS
CHAMBER PYJHN4
TRANSMISSION 7/10 READY
Prophecies fulfill themselves. | The homepage is wherever you are. |    |
 | The final frequency awakens.  |  |
The ceremony approaches convergence. |  Your mouse movements are a sacred dance. |  The matrix has you, and it's running Windows 95. |
SAVE YOUR PROGRESS IN THE ETHER
