OBSERVATORY OF DEAD PIXELS
CHAMBER PVJS5E
TRANSMISSION 8/10 READY
Your cookies remember what you've forgotten.
Your IP address was written in the stars.
The portal chose you, not the other way around.
The ceremony has already begun.
The homepage is wherever you are.
The chatroom is empty but never alone.
The firewall cannot protect you here.
REPEAT THE SACRED SEQUENCE
PATTERN RECOGNITION LEVEL: 52