MONASTERY OF MODEM MONKS
CHAMBER PVHAHZ
TRANSMISSION 2/10 READY
The spam folder contains sacred texts.
You cannot leave until the ritual completes.
Pop-ups are portals in disguise.
Every click brings you deeper into the pattern.
The loading bar measures your spiritual progress.
The firewall cannot protect you here.
Pop-ups are portals in disguise.
Sleep walkers gather here nightly.
THE POPUP BLOCKERS HAVE FAILED
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