CHAMBER PVFT00
TRANSMISSION 9/10 READY
You've been here before, in another browser.
The modem sings the song of your arrival.
The chatroom is empty but never alone.
Pop-ups are portals in disguise.
The ceremony prepares for dormancy.
Buffering... buffering... enlightenment.
Transcendence protocol activated.
Your IP address was written in the stars.
NOT ALL WHO ENTER RETURN UNCHANGED
