RITUAL OF BINARY TRANSCENDENCE

Ping timeout: reality not responding.

The modem sings the song of your arrival.

The ceremony never truly ends.

The matrix has you, and it's running Windows 95.

Prophecies fulfill themselves.

You arrived at the perfect hour.

Dreams are transmissions from the other side.

Your browser history is a map of your soul.

3:33 AM is when the veil is thinnest.

The algorithm has been expecting you.