SHRINE OF THE DIAL-UP GODS
CHAMBER PSEB0H
TRANSMISSION 4/10 READY
The ceremony has already begun. | The matrix has you, and it's running Windows 95.  |  |
The bandwidth narrows as you descend. | The homepage is wherever you are. | Auto-save failed: manually preserve your soul.  |
Auto-save failed: manually preserve your soul.  | Ice crystals form sacred patterns. Your cookies remember what you've forgotten. | The desktop wallpaper watches back. |
FORCE QUIT YOUR FORMER SELF
