HALL OF INFINITE RECURSION
CHAMBER PQH0LN
TRANSMISSION 1/10 READY
The ceremony approaches convergence.
The spam folder contains sacred texts.
Your search history searches for you.
The loading bar measures your spiritual progress.
Your IP address was written in the stars.
The final frequency awakens.
Winter solstice opens hidden channels.
Every click brings you deeper into the pattern.
SYSTEM RESTORE POINT NOT FOUND
