GATEWAY TO THE SUBLIME FREQUENCY
CHAMBER PN1W7E
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The ceremony prepares for dormancy. | Incognito mode: the illusion of privacy.  Auto-save failed: manually preserve your soul. | The matrix has you, and it's running Windows 95. |
The portal chose you, not the other way around. |  |  |
Your IP address was written in the stars. |  |  |
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PATTERN RECOGNITION LEVEL: 80