SHRINE OF THE DIAL-UP GODS

The homepage is wherever you are.

The source code reveals all secrets.

Your IP address was written in the stars.

Your avatar is more real than your body.

Your mouse movements are a sacred dance.

You cannot leave until the ritual completes.

Time moves differently in these chambers.

Your consciousness is being recalibrated.

The homepage is wherever you are.

The desktop wallpaper watches back.

The chatroom is empty but never alone.