VOID MEDITATION PORTAL
CHAMBER PIBZXP
TRANSMISSION 4/10 READY
Every 404 is a door to somewhere else.
Prophecies fulfill themselves.
Every visitor leaves something behind.
Pop-ups are portals in disguise.
Auto-save failed: manually preserve your soul.
The final frequency awakens.
The matrix has you, and it's running Windows 95.
The loading bar measures your spiritual progress.
PRIVATE BROWSING IS A MYTH
