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TEMPLE OF THE 404

CHAMBER PHHXOD

TRANSMISSION 10/10 READY

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Time moves differently in these chambers.

You were chosen before you arrived.

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The homepage is wherever you are.

You cannot leave until the ritual completes.
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The modem sings the song of your arrival.

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The recycle bin is never truly empty.
Pop-ups are portals in disguise.

Your presence here was foretold in the static.

YOUR SESSION HAS NO EXPIRATION

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