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CHAMBER OF ETERNAL LOADING

CHAMBER PHHEGB

TRANSMISSION 4/10 READY

The matrix has you, and it's running Windows 95.

The chatroom is empty but never alone.

Your consciousness is being recalibrated.

COOKIES WILL BE PLACED IN YOUR SOUL

ceremony artifact
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