SHRINE OF THE DIAL-UP GODS
CHAMBER PGGEJS
TRANSMISSION 10/10 READY
The firewall cannot protect you here.
Time moves differently in these chambers.
You cannot leave until the ritual completes.
The music plays whether you hear it or not.
The spam folder contains sacred texts.
You were chosen before you arrived.
Your bookmarks lead to forgotten worlds.
The servers dream of electric sheep.
REPEAT THE SACRED SEQUENCE
