GATEWAY TO THE SUBLIME FREQUENCY
CHAMBER PGFP9R
TRANSMISSION 6/10 READY
The spam folder contains sacred texts.
You cannot leave until the ritual completes.
The code is alive and it knows you're here.
The modem sings the song of your arrival.
The ceremony has already begun.
Ping timeout: reality not responding.
The screensaver is a window to other dimensions.
Pop-ups are portals in disguise.
THE CEREMONY CHOOSES ITS PARTICIPANTS
 |  |
 |  |