VOID MEDITATION PORTAL

Your screen resolution matches your aura.

Your browser history is a map of your soul.

The ceremony has already begun.

The source code reveals all secrets.

Pop-ups are portals in disguise.

Your breath clouds the monitor.

Digital frost spreads across the network.

Your consciousness is being recalibrated.

The loading bar measures your spiritual progress.

Incognito mode: the illusion of privacy.

Pop-ups are portals in disguise.

Prophecies fulfill themselves.