ORACLE OF ERROR MESSAGES
CHAMBER PCPE36
TRANSMISSION 7/10 READY
Buffering... buffering... enlightenment.
Your cookies remember what you've forgotten.
The desktop wallpaper watches back.
Your presence here was foretold in the static.
The ceremony never truly ends.
Your presence here was foretold in the static.
Your browser history is a map of your soul.
The music plays whether you hear it or not.
THE BACK BUTTON HAS BEEN DISABLED
