BASILICA OF BROKEN LINKS
CHAMBER PCIIFQ
TRANSMISSION 9/10 READY
Time moves differently in these chambers.
Every visitor leaves something behind.
The portal chose you, not the other way around.
The loading bar measures your spiritual progress.
The bandwidth narrows as you descend.
Pop-ups are portals in disguise.
THE POPUP BLOCKERS HAVE FAILED
PATTERN RECOGNITION LEVEL: 90