OBSERVATORY OF DEAD PIXELS
CHAMBER PCD7A6
TRANSMISSION 7/10 READY
Your presence here was foretold in the static.
The homepage is wherever you are.
The portal chose you, not the other way around.
Electromagnetic storms approaching.
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