CHAMBER PC85NP
TRANSMISSION 5/10 READY
Welcome to the new frequency.
You were chosen before you arrived.
Pop-ups are portals in disguise.
Every 404 is a door to somewhere else.
The matrix has you, and it's running Windows 95.
Every click brings you deeper into the pattern.
COOKIES WILL BE PLACED IN YOUR SOUL
PATTERN RECOGNITION LEVEL: 67