HALL OF FINAL TRANSMISSIONS

Error messages are love letters from the void.

Your consciousness is being recalibrated.

Transcendence protocol activated.

The spam folder contains sacred texts.

Dreams are transmissions from the other side.

Your consciousness is being recalibrated.

The chatroom is empty but never alone.

Your browser history is a map of your soul.

The portal chose you, not the other way around.

Buffering... buffering... enlightenment.

Prophecies fulfill themselves.