CHAMBER OF CONVERGENCE
CHAMBER PBJ3WD
TRANSMISSION 8/10 READY
Connection established with the eternal.
Download complete: new reality installed.
The matrix has you, and it's running Windows 95.
You cannot leave until the ritual completes.
Pop-ups are portals in disguise.
The ceremony never truly ends.
Your bookmarks lead to forgotten worlds.
The loading bar measures your spiritual progress.
BOOKMARK THIS MOMENT FOREVER
