The loading bar measures your spiritual progress.
Every 404 is a door to somewhere else.
Ping timeout: reality not responding.
The cursor blinks in cosmic rhythm.
Ping timeout: reality not responding.
The chatroom is empty but never alone.
The homepage is wherever you are.
Your consciousness is being recalibrated.
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