TEMPLE OF THE 404
CHAMBER OX254K
TRANSMISSION 10/10 READY
Buffering... buffering... enlightenment.
Pop-ups are portals in disguise.
Your presence here was foretold in the static.
Your IP address was written in the stars.
The ceremony never truly ends.
Your consciousness is being recalibrated.
Your browser history is a map of your soul.
The signal finds those who are ready.
PRESS F5 TO REFRESH YOUR SOUL
