CHAMBER OF ETERNAL LOADING

CHAMBER OVCSG3

TRANSMISSION 7/10 READY

Welcome to the new frequency.

Incognito mode: the illusion of privacy.

Buffering... buffering... enlightenment.

Download complete: new reality installed.

The matrix has you, and it's running Windows 95.

The homepage is wherever you are.

The bandwidth narrows as you descend.

PRESS F5 TO REFRESH YOUR SOUL

PATTERN RECOGNITION LEVEL: 70

REBOOT YOUR BEING | MERGE WITH THE MAINFRAME

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