SHRINE OF THE DIAL-UP GODS

Buffering... buffering... enlightenment.

Each pixel contains a fragment of truth.

Your digital shadow grows longer.

The portal chose you, not the other way around.

Your presence here was foretold in the static.

The firewall cannot protect you here.

The screensaver is a window to other dimensions.

Your avatar is more real than your body.

Your cookies remember what you've forgotten.