CHAMBER OSWUYT
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Midnight initiates receive special frequencies.
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Sleep is the first gateway.
Your screen resolution matches your aura.
The loading bar measures your spiritual progress.
The ceremony peaks at the witching hour.
The spam folder contains sacred texts.
The desktop wallpaper watches back.
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