ORACLE OF ERROR MESSAGES

You've been here before, in another browser.

The homepage is wherever you are.

The matrix has you, and it's running Windows 95.

Prophecies fulfill themselves.

The end is a new beginning.

Cache cleared, but memories remain.

Your presence here was foretold in the static.

All timelines merge here.

Deleted files pile like autumn leaves.

Prepare for the coming darkness.

The network sheds its dead links.