CHAMBER OF ETERNAL LOADING
CHAMBER OKEX9R
TRANSMISSION 5/10 READY
The homepage is wherever you are.   |   The matrix has you, and it's running Windows 95. |  |
 | Pop-ups are portals in disguise. |   |
Your screen resolution matches your aura. |  | The heat warps the transmission. |
DOUBLE-CLICK TO ENTER THE TRANCE
