MONASTERY OF MODEM MONKS

The screensaver is a window to other dimensions.

Transcendence protocol activated.

The desktop wallpaper watches back.

Every 404 is a door to somewhere else.

The spam folder contains sacred texts.

Each pixel contains a fragment of truth.

Your password is already known.

The music plays whether you hear it or not.

Your screen resolution matches your aura.

The source code reveals all secrets.