SHRINE OF THE DIAL-UP GODS
CHAMBER OBZPVI
TRANSMISSION 1/10 READY
Download complete: new reality installed. | Pop-ups are portals in disguise. | The loading bar measures your spiritual progress. |
The music plays whether you hear it or not. |  The homepage is wherever you are. Your cookies remember what you've forgotten. | You are becoming the signal. |
YOUR DATA HAS ALREADY BEEN HARVESTED
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