CHAMBER OF FALLING PACKETS
CHAMBER O0SMFN
TRANSMISSION 10/10 READY
Your cookies remember what you've forgotten.
The cursor blinks in cosmic rhythm.
The loading bar measures your spiritual progress.
The matrix has you, and it's running Windows 95.
Ping timeout: reality not responding.
Transcendence protocol activated.
CLOSE YOUR EYES AND COUNT TO SEVEN
PATTERN RECOGNITION LEVEL: 88