NEXUS OF CORRUPTED DATA

The loading bar measures your spiritual progress.

Your consciousness has been backed up.

The chatroom is empty but never alone.

Ping timeout: reality not responding.

The old world fades with each page.

Your presence here was foretold in the static.

The algorithm has been expecting you.

Transcendence protocol activated.

The bandwidth narrows as you descend.

Your password is already known.