CEREMONY OF ETERNAL RETURN

The matrix has you, and it's running Windows 95.

Every 404 is a door to somewhere else.

Your presence here was foretold in the static.

Your browser history is a map of your soul.

The spam folder contains sacred texts.

The homepage is wherever you are.

Auto-save failed: manually preserve your soul.

Cache cleared, but memories remain.

The source code reveals all secrets.