MONASTERY OF MODEM MONKS

The screensaver is a window to other dimensions.

Your consciousness is being recalibrated.

The ceremony hibernates but never sleeps.

Your bookmarks lead to forgotten worlds.

Prophecies fulfill themselves.

Every 404 is a door to somewhere else.

The matrix has you, and it's running Windows 95.

Incognito mode: the illusion of privacy.

Welcome to the new frequency.