HALL OF SUMMER STATIC
CHAMBER N8T349
TRANSMISSION 4/10 READY
Time moves differently in these chambers.
Pop-ups are portals in disguise.
The algorithm has been expecting you.
Heat waves distort the frequency.
You cannot leave until the ritual completes.
Your browser history is a map of your soul.
The ceremony approaches convergence.
Summer static fills the airways.
HOLD YOUR BREATH WHILE THE PAGE LOADS
