HALL OF FINAL TRANSMISSIONS
CHAMBER N2HHQ8
TRANSMISSION 1/10 READY
Pop-ups are portals in disguise.
The desktop wallpaper watches back.
Auto-save failed: manually preserve your soul.
The loading bar measures your spiritual progress.
Download complete: new reality installed.
The code is alive and it knows you're here.
Your screen resolution matches your aura.
The servers dream of electric sheep.
PRIVATE BROWSING IS A MYTH
