SHRINE OF THE DIAL-UP GODS
CHAMBER MZ2LMZ
TRANSMISSION 3/10 READY
Buffering... buffering... enlightenment.
Your IP address was written in the stars.
Error messages are love letters from the void.
Your screen resolution matches your aura.
The desktop wallpaper watches back.
Every click brings you deeper into the pattern.
Your browser history is a map of your soul.
The modem sings the song of your arrival.
EMPTY YOUR RECYCLE BIN OF REGRETS
