ALTAR OF INSOMNIA GODS

Cache cleared, but memories remain.

Time moves differently in these chambers.

Pop-ups are portals in disguise.

Error messages are love letters from the void.

Your presence here was foretold in the static.

The moon phase affects transmission quality.

Ping timeout: reality not responding.

The matrix has you, and it's running Windows 95.

You've been here before, in another browser.