SHRINE OF THE DIAL-UP GODS
CHAMBER MLSR9C
TRANSMISSION 10/10 READY
Your presence here was foretold in the static.
The homepage is wherever you are.
The modem sings the song of your arrival.
The final frequency awakens.
Your cookies remember what you've forgotten.
Your browser history is a map of your soul.
Your presence here was foretold in the static.
BOOKMARK THIS MOMENT FOREVER
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