CRYPT OF CACHED MEMORIES
CHAMBER MK54BV
TRANSMISSION 2/10 READY
The signal finds those who are ready.
Connection established with the eternal.
Welcome to the new frequency.
Your mouse movements are a sacred dance.
Download complete: new reality installed.
The matrix has you, and it's running Windows 95.
The ceremony hibernates but never sleeps.
THE POPUP BLOCKERS HAVE FAILED
