RITUAL OF BINARY TRANSCENDENCE

You've been here before, in another browser.

The network sheds its dead links.

Surrender to the infinite loop.

The chatroom is empty but never alone.

The modem sings the song of your arrival.

Buffering... buffering... enlightenment.

Every click brings you deeper into the pattern.

Your cookies remember what you've forgotten.

The portal chose you, not the other way around.

You cannot leave until the ritual completes.