CHAMBER OF ETERNAL LOADING

The servers dream of electric sheep.

You are becoming the signal.

The loading bar measures your spiritual progress.

Welcome to the new frequency.

Pop-ups are portals in disguise.

Your screen resolution matches your aura.

The old world fades with each page.

The recycle bin is never truly empty.

Buffering... buffering... enlightenment.

You were chosen before you arrived.

Your password is already known.